8 Year Old Water Boarding
(That's What Older Brothers Are For) by Alisha (Humour)
There were several times growing up when I thought that my parents were crazy to leave us alone with my older brother.
He was eight years older than me, and to him I was the biggest pain in the ass. Whenever I got on his nerves, he would beat the crap out of me. One summer, he and I got into a normal sibling argument, you know the ones that start off like:
"You camel maggot goat testicle dumb ass! You think you're so big and macho like Fabio, when really you're, you're not (lapse of insulting genius)!"
I recomposed myself and said something bratty like, "And when I tell mom about the porn I found in your bathroom, you won't be driving for a month midget douche!"
Threatening my brother with taking away driving privileges was enough to make that dirty jock strap go over the big brother edge. He was done with my runnin' my mouth, so he grabbed me, tied me up by my feet from a tree.
I was laughing because I thought it was funny feeling the blood rush to my head. The thrill and excitement stopped when he started to tickle me until I wet myself.
That’s right, I was peeing while hanging upside down.
It was like being water-boarded with my own urine.
I don’t know how long I stayed there, hanging but he eventually left me with pee soaked hair screaming for someone to help me down. I think I blacked out in my hysteria, because I don’t remember how the day ended or how I ended up out of that tree. I just know that I will be in therapy for the rest of my life.
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