Name and Title: Steve (Staff Writer)
Hometown: Anderson, IN
Favorite Subject and Hobbies: Anything dealing with midgets, acoustic punk rock, getting tattooed, single malt scotch, camel cigarettes, writing, directing, film making, and your mom.
Contact: steve@hipsterpad.com
Articles By Steve:
Breaking American Voters "In The Tank" For Obama!
Author:
Steve
Description:
Staff Post
Reuters: The American people are one hundred percent "in the tank for Obama", says McCain strategist Steve Schmidt."It's despicable. These people are just ‘truth sheep' and ‘informative voters' with absolutely no imagination.", said Schmidt on FOX News this morning. "After all we've done....| Read More |
Pay no attention to the man with the giant tumor on his face! Instead, here's a rockin', innocuous looking M.I.L.F. we're sure you'll love. Provided you don't get to know her or her policies. Just listen to what we tell you to hear....| Read More |
I swear to Mark Harmon, I'm so pissed off right now I could shit a brick. But that sounds painful, and I don't think my insurance covers something like that. And it would if I would've got my way and Hillary Clinton was leading us into the White....| Read More |
I don't own all black clothing, but I needed some the day George Carlin Passed. I do, however, have a beard, and a black keyboard, so the sentiment was there. When you've spent nearly two decades of your life being as itinerant as I have, constants in your life are rare....| Read More |
I went to Purgatory a few weeks ago. I mean the actual Purgatory, not some Goth club. True, it was a bar, but there was a portal activating the time/space continuum in the doorway, and I landed in honest to God Purgatory. Sure it looked like a regular bar, but upon further....| Read More |
I woke up catatonic, sandbags were still being hurled at me while I tried to claw my way out of the pit that reminded me of Kate Moss' waist and Nancy Grace's mind. Caught in the far right lane on the Jersey Turnpike of waking consciousness during rush hour, I actually believed the words I....| Read More |
Moving Freely Between The Tribes: A Hipster Road Guide
Author:
Steve
Description:
Staff Post
You walk into a bar. You didn't see the side parking lot on the way in, because you got a killer spot right up front next to some beat to shit work truck(and it blocked your view from your corolla), and somehow, the 45 harleys escaped your eyeline. Were it not on the jukebox, the Outlaws....| Read More |
Never once did I see the contract. Nothing comes to mind reminding me of when or where I signed, but for some reason there's a giant neon sign hovering an inch and a half above me ol' forehead reading, "Problems in your relationship? I'll provide a way out."....| Read More |
Football has always had a special place in my heart. Which is why it's so heavy on the near eve of Super Sunday this year. The Patriots have put Preparation-H on my give-a-damn; sure, I hope they lose, Brady comes up with a shattered femur in the first five downs....| Read More |
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